TAKING BEING RELEVANT TOO FAR ... How many of you guys saw "Friends" last night? Yes, David did dance before the Lord in only a loin cloth, but you are still not singing with the Kids Choir in your swimsuit! That was a wonderful worship experience! The laser show was inspirational, and the Flying Elvises Skydiving team moved my spirit!
M   O   R   E            T   O    O    N    S   .   .   .
 
Pastor, we appreciate you helping us resolve our petty disagreemnet. There but for the grace of God go I
A ROUND table? But we've never done it that way before! We baptized thirty teenagers! .... They left a ring around the baptismal tank!
MEANWHILE AT PASTOR MONTY'S FUNERAL Does this mean you won't do my daughter's wedding? WELCOME TO THE 21st Century .... I'm a worship leader, and you?
I'm relieved to hear you were on fire! For a minute there I was afraid you were dancing! When my daughter said you were a SMALL GROUP LEADER I really had something else in mind!

Here are some OLD ones from 1989 - 1990 that were published
"Wrong cat" King Features' "Laff A Day" 1989 "I guess Mom has had it with everyone". SEP 1990 "This model comes equipped with extra socks." SEP 1990
King Features 1989 Sat Eve Post 1990 Sat Eve Post 1990


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